"The average cottage weighs, according to Canadian house shifter John Purdy of Almaguin House Lifters, around 18 tonnes. Our new cottage, the ongoing subject of Colin and Justin's Cabin Pressure weighs more -- around twenty tons, in fact, give or take a few kilos."
"So how does house jacking actually work? Well, surprisingly, it’s all rather simple. If, that is, you’re a professional house mover in possession of the associated hydraulics."